| Sunday, August 10, 2008
While you people were enjoying your National day, I was protecting the President and the Republic of Singapore. Okay, that sounds a bit too much.
A day where Singaporeans become patriotic for only one day. Do your heart swell with pride when you see Armed forces march in the parade? We should be proud of our own army.
Soldiers are always complaining how fucked up the SAF is. I have to admit, hell yeah it is. The SAF is far far away from perfect, but as long as we are better than our *ahem* neigbours, it is more than enough.
Then again, as time passes, the standard of our soldiers produced are becoming pansier. Watch how North Korean soldiers fight. Ruthless aggression and unwavering loyalty. Confirm eat us for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
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I don't know why sometimes when I say something patriotic, it often make my fellow comrades explode in laughter. Here's some examples.
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Private Matt: Eh sergeant, how come you run SOC so fast?
SGT Clement: That's because everytime I look at my rifle, I am reminded of the sacred responsibility of protecting my country. This forces me to push myself to do my best, knowing that this little bit of fitness can determine the survival of my section.
Private Matt: LOLOL, wah lau you so slack you expect me to believe you. I might understand if you say you have good lungs or something.
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Private Matt: You didn't want to go Signals? Where did you wanted to go?
SGT Clement: Tekong definitely. I want to inspire my recruits.
Private Matt: Like how?
SGT Clement: Hmm, like in field camp. The mud of my face is the soil of my homeland SINGAPORE! In this land we are made, in this land we will FIGHHHHHT!!
Private Matt: FUCK YOU!!
SGT Clement: Okay maybe not like that. More like... knock it down, recover, knock it down, recover, crunches position change, run to that tree and come back. Whole lot change to your long four fall in five minutes.
Private Matt: Lucky you never go Tekong.
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I blogged at 11:44 AM
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Name: Clement
Age: 20
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