| Sunday, September 09, 2007
Question: What is the scientific term for the excessive, useless skin around the vagina?
Answer: Women
Okay, ignore that. My main topic today is on POW (Perfect Oriental Women)
Last night I dreamt I got together with a girl I once commented will make a good mother in the future. It was mortifying. Don't tell me I like her unconsiously omggg.
During Mass today, I was sitting beside a married woman I perceived as a POW. The husband is a lucky man, I thought. Then it made me realize my mother is a POW as well when she was in her prime. Don't tell me I am going to make the same mistake as my father in the near future? OH GEASS NO!
You know what the men say, 'You never know a woman until you marry her' My dad claims he still doesn't know my mum.
For the modern, rather feministic career women of today; they tend to look down on traditional POW, considering them as weak and spineless. Sorry to burst your bubbles, you mongrels, but POW are one of the greatest beings in existence.
Here's the rough definition of a traditional Perfect Oriental Women. Quoted from Riuva, a manly man just like Yours Truly.
Role
Oriental women, traditionally, always play a supportive role towards their men. She has to support her man, whatever she does, quietly and never step into the foreground. A ditz will not do, as she must have the abilities to help the man when he’s in trouble. Thus, attributes like intelligence and literary are essential to a perfect Oriental woman.
Character
As for personality, she should be shy, introverted, letting the man feel protective of her. Yet she cannot be over-reliant on him and must be able to take care of herself as well as her family. That is of course, another way to say she has to do the chores and take care of the kids. The perfect Oriental woman suffers without a word of complaint and is quietly resolute in the face of adversity. She is also expected to know exactly what he thinks or wants, without ever having to ask him. She is kind, compassionate towards all living beings and sympathetic towards others. She does not have personal goals, just the desire to serve her family.
Body
Mass media these days have made skeletons more popular though. Despite popular opinion now, Oriental women who had well-rounded hips and breasts are much coveted compared to their waif counterparts. They were believed to be better at producing offspring. As statistic has shown, it's kinda true!
Face
Good skin is always the most important. Good means to be as fair as possible, with zero blemishes, scars and pimples. Most orientals do not have double eyelids, so they tend to have small eyes. Large, expressive eyes are thus, always coveted. The mouth is also important as Asians believe that big lips are a sign of a gossip-monger.
Speech
She speaks softly and slowly but always calmly. Her voice soothes all who listen. There are no great fluctuations in tone, volume and pitch, which show that she is composed and mature. She is polite, doesn’t use unlady-like language and remains silent when she doesn’t have to speak. I once told Moses I wouldn't mind marrying a mute woman as long as she's cheerful. Save me from incessant nagging.
The modern male’s ideals have evolved (no thanks) to gender equality, but in general, guys will like a woman with the values listed above.
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