As compensation for not blogging for a week, I shall blog something juicy this time, alright?
A kid riding his kick-scooter ran over my toe and I am bleeding now.
I swam twenty laps today.
Okay, that was pretty random. Now to the focal point! Why good guys are losers.
A sterling scenerio:
Jimmy has a crush on a girl... uhh Yua Aida. Naturally, Jimmy wants those feelings reciprocated, so he does lots of nice things for her. Such as: listening to all her complaints and problems, changes himself to become the guy Yua Aida would have liked. And they became close friends.
Either
a) Jimmy confesses but Yua Aida gets upset and avoids him for eternity.
or
b) Yua Aida starts sharing deeper, personal stuff, say, about some other guy she likes who doesn't like her back. Jimmy, of course, listens patiently, with his heart shredded to pieces. So, in the end, Jimmy becomes an emotional punching bag.
Of course, we all sympathize with Jimmy and hope that one day he will get Yua Aida.
Then again, the input does not equates the output.
(Sidenote: Yua Aida is the name of a popular *ahem* star. And well, Jimmy is just some loser.)
Once, on the train to bishan, I witnessed a lover's quarrel. A rather cute girl from a prestigious JC (in uniform) was chiding her 'badboy' boyfriend (look at how they dress). Apparently, the girl bought an expensive book for her boyfriend and he didn't read it. Why of course, bad boys are generally stupid.
I shook my head disdainfully. If that girl had the merits to enter a good JC, why would she go out with such a retarded 'badboy' when you can go out with... the intellectual Clement-sama! His Excellency could engage you with myriad of topics more interesting than the weather or 'what you had for lunch?' If any girl buys me a book, I'll read it for sure unless it's the bible or something.
But you know why the bad boy succeeded while His Excellency would have probably failed? Because he belongs to the 'badboy' catergory, while Clement-sama belongs to the 'refined gentlemen catergory'. Okay, maybe not.
It's because that guy knows how to pleasure a girl/woman.
Oh yes, it's that particular body part! The way to a girl's pleasure is through her... clitor - I MEANT EAR!
And for those who read too much romance, I don't mean 'hot breath against her ear or nimbling gently on her earlobes' kind of thing.
I meant honeyed words. Being a compulsive liar does pay after all!
Of course, Clement-sama fails miserably. Take a look at another sterling scenerio.
Girl: This dessert is a bit too sweet.
Clement: I suspect it wouldn't be as sweet as the taste of your lips.
Here are the few replies I come across.
a) *burst out laughing*
or
b) You and your flirtatious comments
or
c) As if, you say that to every girl right?
Never once have I ever got the reaction of 'blushed furiously and look away'. Why is it that you girls don't believe me! NOOOO! I don't say such dramatic stuff to every other girls. Only to the pretty ones! Just like yoooooou!
I fail in life, seriously.
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I blogged at 7:37 PM
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About Me
Name: Clement
Age: 20
Status: Single, and on hiatus
Interest: Writing, Maids, Animes
Currently: National Service
Located at: Purgatory
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A tinge of creativity transcends reality into a beautiful fantasy
I am too modest a wizard to reveal the full extent of my capabilities
If you can't seduce a woman, you won't be able to write a novel either
Speaking to God is prayer, God speaking to you is schizophrenia
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