I am down with fever, that's why I am blogging now to gain some sympathy points.
Boohoo, no one to take care of me (sit beside my bed and cry like some sappy love story)
...And worst of all, my mother actually gave me the wrong medicine. Right.
My head's really heavy now, so blogging is the supposely light activity I can tahan as compared to gaming or reading.
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Two days ago at church, the second communion hymn was...
'Horny Girls Win'
I was like, "Huh, what the ...?"
And the choir started singing, "On Eagles Wing."
And I was thinking to myself, how did 'On Eagles Wing' transformed to 'Horny Girls Win'
Let's break down the titles to phonics and syllabus.
On - ee - girls - wing (On Eagles Wing)
Hor - ni - girls - win (Horny Girls win)
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For my family, we go to church individually. Here's what my mother did two weeks ago at the 1045am mass in St.Mary.
The priest was goofing around for whatever reasons. He was asking the parishioners to turn towards their neighbour 'say hello and ask a question'.
Sitting right beside my mother was a eighteen year old girl.
She asked my mother, 'How are you?'
My mother asked her, 'Would you be my son's girlfriend?'
Best...mum...ever. And she thinks it's damn funny.
*shrug*
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I blogged at 4:27 PM
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About Me
Name: Clement
Age: 20
Status: Single, and on hiatus
Interest: Writing, Maids, Animes
Currently: National Service
Located at: Purgatory
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A tinge of creativity transcends reality into a beautiful fantasy
I am too modest a wizard to reveal the full extent of my capabilities
If you can't seduce a woman, you won't be able to write a novel either
Speaking to God is prayer, God speaking to you is schizophrenia
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