I received some protests from some girl friends that I view them as plump when they are supposely in the acceptable weight.
Now now, you girls have to put yourself in my shoes. I am seeing things from another dimension. I never had the sensation of my stomach jiggling when I run, and I have the luxury of seeing my foot when I look down.
My waist is 27 inches(rounded up, mind you) which is good for a girl my height. Needless to say, it's incredibly small for a real man like me.
It's rude to call me skinny. Call me slim if you please.
A friend of mine who is around the same height as me is placed in PES B because he's underweight. EXCUSE ME! I am like, eight kilogrammes lighter than him and those imbeciles have the audacity to place His Excellency in PES A?
Reason why?
I exude so much manliness, he must have been awed. Stare into my dark marble eyes and you will understand why.
Sometimes it's so much, I have problems suppressing the sheer amount of manliness residing within.
But anyway, I need to downgrade to a PES C during NS. Probably use my weak heart as an excuse. Either that, or I'll think of something else on the way.
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Some of the best dishes in life come cheap and one of them is...
Campbell corn with chicken/mushroom soup. It's one of the best soups out there. Trust me on that one.
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I blogged at 11:35 PM
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About Me
Name: Clement
Age: 20
Status: Single, and on hiatus
Interest: Writing, Maids, Animes
Currently: National Service
Located at: Purgatory
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A tinge of creativity transcends reality into a beautiful fantasy
I am too modest a wizard to reveal the full extent of my capabilities
If you can't seduce a woman, you won't be able to write a novel either
Speaking to God is prayer, God speaking to you is schizophrenia
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