| Saturday, January 27, 2007
It's been quite some time since I wrote a faith-related post.
Unlike Fonz's blog. 99.999% of his post being something spiritual - making me look like a complete christian failure.
When I was cute little boy (still cute though), I used to ask my mother questions like...
What is God?
Why did God created us?
Who created God? Did he hatch from an egg? Who created the egg then?
"God is God. No one created Him because He is God. He created us because He love us."
I remembered her answers till this very day. And I wasn't satisfied.
One day...you know... I would like to get married... settle down and have children...
Karma is a funny thing, and I might find myself in the same situation. But fret not! His Excellency has the answer for his future son, and he's going to share it with you.
QNS: What is God? Why did God created us?
ANS: God is a collective conscious from another plane of existence. It is relatively unknown on why He created us, but daddy guess He did it out of boredom - the same way you draw those ... things you draw. Now, if you be a good boy, you can enter Heaven and ask God one day.
QNS: Who created God?
ANS: Firstly, remember our law of physics do not confound to God. For us mortals, time is linear. But to God, daddy suspect time is a circle. There is no real beginning, no real end. He's the Alpha and the Omega. He's just there. Now, if you be a good boy, you can enter Heaven and ask God one day.
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I blogged at 12:37 AM
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Name: Clement
Age: 20
Status: Single, and on hiatus
Interest: Writing, Maids, Animes
Currently: National Service
Located at: Purgatory
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