| Tuesday, December 19, 2006
I had a horrifyingly, humorous nightmare today. I won't tell much about it, because it's quite personal, but it involves my friends blocking traffic and stopping cars, while I crash into the main wedding held at a church, bash the groom with a baseball bat and steal the bride away.
By the way, part of the reason is because I don't like the groom, not because I wanted the bride for myself.
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Yesterday's trip to VivoCity was rather ... interesting - it was like my third time to Vivocity in a short span of one week!
I was shopping for Christmas presents, and I came across this shop that sells only soft toys. It was quite a dumb but memorable experience buying a custom-made teddy bear from there - my friend and I couldn't stop laughing.
Step 1: Choose a skin. Nothing special.
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Step 2: Choose a sound that it'll make. None of those sounds appeal to me. No roaring or something like that. I could do a voice recording ... for a price though. Maybe making the bear go...
"Onegai yamete..."
"Don't squeeze me."
"You're a dumbass. Amen"
"KNN... CCB"
The possibilities are endless. But I settled for a retarded sound out of fun. (more on that later)
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Step 3: Hand stuff the doll with wool. Then I was made to do stupid things like: kissing a heart, whisper the person's name, put it between your palms and make a wish, then pass it to salesgirl who would proceed to fluff the bear up with wool and put the heart into it, before sewing it up. Oh wow, the bear now have a piece of me in it. *roll eyes*
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Step 4: The bear is placed on the platform, where pressurized air will be blown at it when you step the pedal. I brushed the bear meticulously.
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Step 5: Choosing clothes for the bear. I told the salesgirl I preferred her naked. She stared at me in a strange manner. She tried to convince me otherwise, but I still preferred her naked. Yeah, the salesgirl was kinda cute. She's 16 by the way. The actual reason was that, the clothes prices were daylight robbery.
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Step 6: Naming session. It was a girl bear, so they added pink ribbons to it. I named the bear Clementine... and the same salesgirl was constantly ...uhhh disturbing me.
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Step 7: Payment. It was then that I bloody realized that the bloody sounds wasn't bloody free, and I paid six bloody dollars for it.
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(In case you're curious, the bear makes mewling noises. LOL)
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I blogged at 12:06 PM
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About Me
Name: Clement
Age: 20
Status: Single, and on hiatus
Interest: Writing, Maids, Animes
Currently: National Service
Located at: Purgatory
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A tinge of creativity transcends reality into a beautiful fantasy
I am too modest a wizard to reveal the full extent of my capabilities
If you can't seduce a woman, you won't be able to write a novel either
Speaking to God is prayer, God speaking to you is schizophrenia
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