| Thursday, November 16, 2006
This week's E-marketing presentation is like wtf?
Background information: I have a fixed classmate from China, and on my E-marketing tutorial, another China girl from a neighbouring class would join us. Oh yes, that China girl is quite pretty - in a delicate way. Slim, fair-skinned, dainty. She's quite shy, I think.
More background information: My dad likes China women too, so my mum gets riled up and is constantly complaining about China women. blah blah blah
Even more background information: Most China girls speak in an idiosyncratic english accent, but their mandarin is pwnage. (duh)
The last of all background information: Clement's mandarin sucks. (that's why he talks to China girls in English, and they have a hard time understanding, and return speech in Mandarin, and Clement have a hard time understanding, and we smile at each other and have a wonderful relationship. HOO! GG.)
Alright alright, back to topic...
This china girl was presenting on this chinese version of E-Bay. She was stating that you could buy almost anything from this website and proved her point by searching ... sexual products.
Yes.
Sexual products.
I can't read chinese well, but from the pictures I think I am able to figure out what they're selling. omg lol.
The whole class were roaring in laughter, while she continued presenting her powerpoint cooly. The only other impassive face in the room was my tutor.
Then she was showing some features of the website, and was presenting about the feedback system.
The product name was in some Chinese words.
(Hey, Clement can read the first few characters)
(It reads, "ten minutes" ... and that's all he can EVER decipher)
(My friend read the other characters. "Yin dao")
Omg, Clement knows what does "Yin dao" means! It means Va-gi-na.
So bit by bit, we pieced the characters together.
So this is what I came up with ...
"Ten minutes orgasm or cash refund!"
I am sure you can guess what the product is by now.
Righttt...I forgotten what that girl was talking about already.
Now I am pondering, is that china lady a closet nympho or what?
(But it was sure as hell funny)
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Here's another funny incident, I was tearing this piece of foolscap paper into nicely until the very last moment it got torn up pretty badly. Hahahahahahaha!
Very funny right?
Okay nevermind.
Somehow, I have a feeling the girls in my class seemed to enjoy picking on me.
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I blogged at 1:10 AM
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Name: Clement
Age: 20
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