| Saturday, November 18, 2006


I bought my very first E-book today for US$5 dollars.

Diablo: Demonbane

(since it was an e-book, I could just copy paste and send to Moses as his birthday present or something lolol, BUT NOOOO...)

Stupid copyright law.

Anyway, I completed the entire novel in one and the half hour. That's uncanny speed for an average human, but compared to my dear sister, it's cakewalk.

The e-book...it's a total disappointment.

The thing about Archangel Tyrael is that he only appears before and after the battle to talk some trash. OMGWTFLOL NOOB.

And, I can retell the entire novel in less than 50 words.

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*ahem*

Man fought in war, lost memory, travelled back home to find family, family was killed.

Man was angry, chased after demon lord to a fortress that was going to be sieged,fought in the siege and abandoned the place when it was hopeless.

While he ran away, he thought how dead he was at heart, and thought, "Heycare, I'm going into the demon lord's lair to kick his ass."

Rambo, one man show into the lair, killed all the minions, killed the demon lord in single combat and came back as a hero. Story ends with Tyrael bullshiting.

THE END



W...T...F...



If that's what it takes to be a published writer, I am quitting school to stay at home and write novels. GG.

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Name: Clement
Age: 20
Status: Single, and on hiatus
Interest: Writing, Maids, Animes
Currently: National Service
Located at: Purgatory

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A tinge of creativity transcends reality into a beautiful fantasy

I am too modest a wizard to reveal the full extent of my capabilities

If you can't seduce a woman, you won't be able to write a novel either

Speaking to God is prayer, God speaking to you is schizophrenia

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