| Tuesday, October 31, 2006
...Some maths
Estimated statistics of female in church out of general population = 52%
Estimated statistics of girls aged 16-20 out of female population = 10%
Estimated statistics of a pretty girl out of girls aged 16-20 = 10%
From this statistics we can conclude that...
Probability of sitting beside a random pretty girl during mass is 0.0052%.
That means 1 out of 200 times I go to Mass I'll get to hold a pretty girl's hand while saying the 'Our Father'. If I am lucky, I'll get to do that twice a year.
Then when it's time to wish each other peace, you look at her deeply and say, "Your hands...it is as if God custom-made it to fit mine."
OMG LOLOLOLOL, that's damn cheesy.
(Now you know why I want to go OLPS youth mass)
*ahem*
My virgin time there ...aiya... a bit disappointing - as it was during exam period.
On the next OLPS mass date, I believe I have to go Hong Kong that very day.
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I blogged at 9:45 PM
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Name: Clement
Age: 20
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