| Saturday, September 09, 2006
Fellow gentlemen, do you get this often? Females complaining it's much tougher being a girl than a guy.
"We having our 'monthly visits', we getting pregnant and giving birth...blah blah blah blah."
For the sake of world peace, please stop all those bullshit. If you want to blame someone, go blame Eve. We guys have to go NS, okay.
God is fair.
Women are able to have multiple orgasms. Isn't that enough?
***************
If I am a girl, I'll wear blue/white ribbons in my hair.
If I am a girl, I'll wear shorts out to flaunt my long, fair and well-toned thighs.
If I am a girl, I'll wear long dangling earrings.
If I am a girl, I'll wear light make-up. Natural pink lipstick, mascara.
If I am a girl, I'll make bambi eyes, coercing guys to submit to my bidding.
If I am a girl, I'll chase Clement-sama.
If I am a girl, I'll tear off Clement-sama's clothes and *censored* *censored*.
*************************
I blogged at 2:00 PM
*************************
|
|
About Me
Name: Clement
Age: 20
Status: Single, and on hiatus
Interest: Writing, Maids, Animes
Currently: National Service
Located at: Purgatory
text
A tinge of creativity transcends reality into a beautiful fantasy
I am too modest a wizard to reveal the full extent of my capabilities
If you can't seduce a woman, you won't be able to write a novel either
Speaking to God is prayer, God speaking to you is schizophrenia
Friends
Alyssa
Celine
Elaine
Fonzie
Gregory
Isaac-kun
Jasmine
Kailing
Natalia
Petrina
Tag me
|
|