| Wednesday, August 09, 2006
Happy birthday Singapore!
If Paul Twohill wins Singapore Idol 2, I am going to denounce my citizenship. I am like, so patriotic.
If you ever notice, when the President inspect the guard-of-honor, he'll speak to a chosen few. Ever what he talks about?
1) How's it going?
2) Have you had dinner?
3) Hot, isn't it?
4) Can tahan or not, weakling?
The possibilities are endless...
I decide to do another 'Consult Doctor Clement' episode.
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Dear Clement-sama,
I like this girl. she dun like me.but we are still frens even she knew it, wat should i do?
-MoMo
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Dear MoMo,
Which girl are you referring to? If not, I can give better insight. If you two are friends and she know it? Grab the girl by the shoulders and tell her in a baritone, serious voice, "I HAVE LOWERED MY STANDARDS BY CHOOSING YOU, NOW LOWER YOURS TOO."
Most girls take things from granted, if it's meant to be, she'll understand in due time.
If it's *coughcough* Tell her 'Best friends make the best marriages' and wink.
If it's *coughguycoughsister* Forget about it.
PS: I still think half-breed was the best choice ever.
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Dear Doctor,
I am 15 and getting confirmed this year. I am very infatuated with one of my catechist. *Not telling you which one! XD* He has long silky jet-black hair, smooth milky skin, soft pink pouty lips, and delicate facial features. He's tall, slender, and finely-muscular. He's so different from other guys of his age. So faith-filled, so wise, so delicate and yet, so absolutely manly. But I am afraid, I will never listen to him teach again after I am confirmed or ever see him again. He only seem to show his attention on Lionel or Alyssa. What should this mere mortal do?
-Ah girl
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Dear Ah girl,
That catechist of yours does sounds a bit familiar. If he's that nice, he'll understand your feelings. Don't be afraid. If you want to catch his attention, try wearing a mini-skirt for class.
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This concludes another episode. Bye bye!
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I blogged at 9:00 PM
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About Me
Name: Clement
Age: 20
Status: Single, and on hiatus
Interest: Writing, Maids, Animes
Currently: National Service
Located at: Purgatory
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A tinge of creativity transcends reality into a beautiful fantasy
I am too modest a wizard to reveal the full extent of my capabilities
If you can't seduce a woman, you won't be able to write a novel either
Speaking to God is prayer, God speaking to you is schizophrenia
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