For no particular reason, I decided to post one very rare picture of my class. And it's not even a completed one.







Don't bother looking for me. The other five guys are somewhere else. Probably lazing around or something. Not to mention, those candid shots often catch me doing menial chores. Like this...







SERVING TEA! What is this? Some lesson on humility? Why can't the photographers feature me doing something cooler?

If forced to chase a certain girl from the group, I'll chase...







Cheng Cheng! She isn't really pretty, but I think she's cool - as in the cold direction. Cheng Cheng is the smartest girl in the course. To score 90 and above for your modules need an intelligence close to my level, you know. Okay fine, I am just kidding. I am dumb. Oh no, I wouldn't be able to see her next semester too. =(

So fellow readers, please vote which pick-up line I should use.

Number 1
Do you have a boyfriend?
No(she doesn't have one)
Never mind, I introduce you a nice guy. *point to self* Clement.

Number 2
Would you like to go on a date with me? Be unique and different, say yes.

Number 3
I bet a pair of movie ticket you're gonna turn me down.

Number 4
Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!

VOTE VOTE VOTE!!!

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My SOM teacher was telling me about how they interview Air stewardess. Let's use my dear student Alyssa as an example.

Height > 158cm : Marginal pass

Complexion : Much better than Clement's. Passed.

Weight below 55kg : checked

Physical fitness : very good

Can swim? : Duh! School swimmer, okay.

Friendly? : I think so

Pretty? : alY cHi0 bU w0rxXx! d0nT Pw@y pLaY!

All requirements checked. You can aim to work at SIA.

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I blogged at 5:45 PM
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Name: Clement
Age: 20
Status: Single, and on hiatus
Interest: Writing, Maids, Animes
Currently: National Service
Located at: Purgatory