Random quotes and Roman hikou | Tuesday, May 23, 2006
Here's a list of random words I said yesterday.
'Singapore Idol gives me another reason to be ashamed of my country.'
'That guy is a model? Yes, and my dad is Johnny depp.'
'I rather be seen with a plastic bag than to be seen carrying a Crumpler bag around.'
'Girls of height ranging from 160cm to 163cm should be 44kg or below.'
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Girl: Bzzzzzzt. (there was REALLY some problems, and I couldn't hear a thing.)
Clement: Can you please repeat what you say? There are some connection problems. I didn't catch what you said.
Girl: Bzzzt..wanna go out with you.
Clement: Seriously, there is something wrong with my phone. OMG, can you repeat yourself. I didn't....oh wait, did you say you wanna go out with me? (That wasn't a quote, but I thought it's pretty funny.)
Cry 'Havoc' and let slip the dogs of war!
Okay, that wasn't a quote created by me. It was by Shakespeare for your information, you less-read people.
I get ticked off when people start sprouting overused quotes. Example: 'Live life to the fullest!', 'beauty is the eye of the beholder', 'stressed is the opposite of desserts' - to name a few. Don't ask why. Maybe it is due to their lack of creativity.
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This is roman hikou - a really random and weird video. Enjoy.
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I blogged at 10:00 AM
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About Me
Name: Clement Age: 20 Status: Single, and on hiatus Interest: Writing, Maids, Animes Currently: National Service Located at: Purgatory
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A tinge of creativity transcends reality into a beautiful fantasy
I am too modest a wizard to reveal the full extent of my capabilities
If you can't seduce a woman, you won't be able to write a novel either
Speaking to God is prayer, God speaking to you is schizophrenia