Pink is the color of doom. | Friday, May 19, 2006


During the cocktail party, my friend wore a long-sleeved pink-shirt. That very faithful day, he kept preaching to me how pink is the 'in' thing. And I should embrace it. You sooner see me in purple than in pink, oh wait, both are just as bad.

Did I mention quite a bit of my class girls are bimbos? During tutorial, one of them was trying out the other's mascara. And the guy (read: GUY) sitting between them was playing around with the rouge, powder, cream, eyeliner yadada. Soon, the girls were crowding around them, happily chatting about make-up. Oh, applying make-up gives women hope.

Remember the guy who was trying to convert me into the pink religion? "Hey, you all applying mascara ah. Oei, I also wanna try leh."


"..."

I made a comment about me being too manly for make-up. My tutor, obviously interrupted by my class behavior, joined the conversation. She talked about men this days being more looks-conscious. More vain. Going for facials *whistles innocently*, applying make-up, and using beauty products. Oh my gawd. At this rate, there won't be any real men like me left on this planet. Look at me; my dressing is sloppy and casual, my hair untidy and messy, my brows unplucked, I shave in every three days and I don't use beauty products. Meh, I am like so manly.

And if I ever put make-up, it is to show the ladies how to do it. Most of them look eligible to be singing for the seventh month festival. The idea of make-up is cover up your flaws and enhance features. Example: applying a darker colour foundation on the bridge of your nose will make it more outstanding. And skillful make-up techniques are so subtle that people(usually guy because they are stupid.) fall for it.



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Guys(especially Singaporeans) should never ever try pink hair. Let me show you why...










sH0 ShUaIxXxX w0rx!

Seriously, what the bloody hell was he thinking?

Guy with pink hair = NO NO!

With the exception of Aya-chan, of course. I miss the old Aya.











Stay tune for more Aya goodness.

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