Good con...dition | Sunday, May 14, 2006


While waiting for a bus, I saw a car moving in a zig-zag pattern dangerously, tyres shrieking...it was like a drunk banshee moving towards my direction. And I bet that instance the driver was a woman. And when the car finally passed. I was...right.

Next time, I am going to be a traffic police. Imagine the amount of ladies I am gonna pick up! And of course, I accept bribes. $150 dollar bribe or a $300 dollar fine, it's your pick. No, I am just kidding about the bribes. I will deliver more than a mere warning. Ban them from the road for the safety of Singapore. As they say, justice is blind.

Clement the traffic officer, a conduit of justice, a will so disciplined that it dispenses justice without ego or remorse.

Animes I finished:
Tsukihime: 13 episodes

One good place to watch animes for free without the hassle of downloading or paying big bucks for them is to watch them online at www.youtube.com

Search for the series you want and you're good to go. The quality sucks though.

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I made a sales of $100 today. I traded some stuff for the conclusion of the ravnica cycle trilogy: Dissension. I'm quite stupid in the past, buying magic the gathering novels from bookshops, while I can get such novels from players at $8 each. I reckon I am one of the very few players that actually reads.

I had this pretty stupid trade where I got a watery grave for $20, and the next instance, I sold it for $22 dollars. Dang. Look at it this way, I made all parties happy! The person who sold me was happy he cleared his stock, I was happy that I earned $2, the last person was happy because he's selling overseas at $25.

I give you another example. I have a tendency to buy collections from people who quit Magic. I bought a card from an old friend for $0.20 and sold it for $4. Of course, I bought more and I sold them all below market price, and still earned back my profit.

First party: Huh, u want all this crap meh? He's happy he sold off his old stuff.
Clement: $4 - $0.20 = $3.80 profit, and many more.
Third party: He's happy he got it for $4 when the market price is $5.

You see, everybody benefits in the end. So as long, you don't tell the first party.

Why are you looking at me like that? It's not like I cheated a girl for sex.

You may ask, why am I doing all these? I do for that for a large plate of golden, crisp, cricket fries with generous toppings of melted cheese and mayonaise. And a cup of Milk red tea with pearls. Ahh, that's all I think about when I go to Khatib, or Tampiness.

And I finally realized why Kenny has this album full of pokemon cards. Witness him selling a primary school kid a card for $30. I think that kid called his parents or friends whatever, since he didn't have the money. Kenny is this mid-twenties guy who make a living out of selling trading cards and playing online games. Side information: Did you know that there are people in China who do nothing but play online games for 12 hours a day, and they earn more money than the average deskjob person. They sell their online items and accounts to people in developed countries who are willing to spend a good price for them. Anyway, let me get back to the topic. I saw a notice at the Comic connections that they were out of stock of some pokemon cards edition. I was like, "WTF, you mean they are so hot?" Parents actually buy a whole booster box for their kids. Oh my, primary school kids these days are rich and spoilt. Moses, maybe you might wanna sell your pokemon cards you collected when you were 13 to Kenny. You know, that short guy with a lot of albums?

I wish I could scam some kids out of their staples.

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About Me


Name: Clement
Age: 20
Status: Single, and on hiatus
Interest: Writing, Maids, Animes
Currently: National Service
Located at: Purgatory

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A tinge of creativity transcends reality into a beautiful fantasy

I am too modest a wizard to reveal the full extent of my capabilities

If you can't seduce a woman, you won't be able to write a novel either

Speaking to God is prayer, God speaking to you is schizophrenia

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