Torturing your parish priest. | Friday, April 14, 2006
Maundy thursday. It's a tradition for catholics to wash each other feet, and to visit other churches. I am not too sure about the latter's purpose.
This wonderful idea popped up in my head during Mass - when the priest was washing the feet of the parishioners. It's a bit late, but you can do it next year.
1) Put some items that could decompose easily into a pair of socks.
2) Wear a pair of socks.
2) Wear another pair of socks. (the one with the STUFF.)
4) Go kayaking, trekking in mud, and walk under the rain.
5) Repeat step 4 for 3 days.
During this three days. Here are the rules. Do not shower, and do not take off your shoes.
And you can wait for that one moment; knocking out the priest with just the smell alone.
What a great idea, don't you think?
OH MY GAWD, DID THE PRIEST WASH HIS HANDS BEFORE GIVING OUT COMMUNION?
My mother was pestering me to watch her feet...which is wrong. Jesus washed the feet of his disciples, not the disciples washing his feet. So yeah, YOU wash mine.
Actually, I don't mind washing people's feet. Seriously. Of course, I am biased towards girls. I can help you wash your whole body too! =)
Weather report: You will see dark clouds at 3pm tommorrow. LIKE EVERY GOOD FRIDAY.
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