That's so gh3y! | Thursday, April 20, 2006


Recently, there have been quite a bit of commotion about this new blogosphere. It's no normal blog, it's...erm...a gay blog. Out of curiosity, I read it - considering I had only one gay friend. That's my ex-manager, and his actions are damn girly lar. Quite freaky! He's the 'female' of the relationship. And my other colleague is a lesbian; butch to precise. Usually, the butch will bully the gay. Oh well...

Back to the topic, I forced myself to read blog, skimming -skipping should be appropriate- a lot of parts. That's because it's hair-raising! I was cringing while reading that pink blog. It's about the relationship about this two gay boys - both aged 17.

Many people have been going to their blog. Half of them supporting them (usually girls), and the the other half flaming them. For me, I don't bother with tagging their board or leaving any comments, since I am stuck between two labels. I personally have no qualms against gays. Yes, homosexuality is a sin, God hates sin BUT He loves the sinner. As christians, we are supposed to do the same. Having premarital sex is a sin, homosexuality is a sin. Both of them belongs to the same catergory. However, society accepts casual sex yet rejects homosexuality. I'll give you an example.

Random guy: Eeyer, you're gay. Get away from me.

Random guy: Wah, you managed to bed that chick. You're the man!

Gays are a bit scary though. Give it some thought, go give that butch a hug now. Wait, I think lesbians are more accepted and they are considered 'cool'. Oh my! And don't ask me to hug a gay, I don't want my ass to be groped. Being rejected by society, these twisted individuals need more love. I should get back to topic AGAIN.

Their writing style is similiar to that of Singaporean ditzy teenage girls on their stead. BOTH of them writes that way. Oh well, I can't expect guys in Singapore to be as manly as me, eh? One of the thousand differences that separate a boy from a real man, and yes, I belong to the latter. Hmm, they aren't THAT bad-looking for Singaporeans, slightly above average. And we know Singaporean guys aren't good looking. And no, Singaporean girls are uglier. Bad genes, I guess. We should practice inter-species breeding, but that deserves a whole new blog post by itself. Maybe that's why some people accidently mistaken me for a lady, Singaporean girls are so awful, they are starting to make me look good. Well, not all lar. It's the heart that matters.

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Allow Sir Clement-sama to teach you about sex education.

If you turn to April 19 HOME, read the first page. I'll just summarize it. A second year student from a top JC committed suicide because he thought that his private part was too small.

0__0 What the blue hell... -__-''

I thought JC people were smart, not to mention he was from one of the best JC. This proves that academic results alone is not a good gauge for intelligence. HA!
Maybe he read too much Xiaxue and her crusade on small penises, or watched too much pornography that featured men with much longer dicks. Hello! BOYS, that's pornography! Do you see Singaporean girls with such big boobs and nice figures? See, I told you porn was bad. Tsk tsk! And as for Xiaxue, she deserved to be deprived from sex for her entire life for tramautizing our men.

And the JC boy had a girlfriend that supported him about his problem. Maybe it went like this...

Jc boy: *flashes at his girlfriend*

GF: WOAH, that's microscopic. I nearly missed it.

Jc boy: OMG, how could you say that...*sob*

GF: Sorry lar, don't cry please. It's not small. It's cute lar, very cute.

(Great support, nice going, dumb girl)

Men are incredibly sensitive to the size of their privates. If you want to haunt a guy for life, you know what to do. I met guys who confided to me about such problems. Relax lar, the length of an average asian men's penis is around 12-13cm. Woo, beaten the average. Hold on a second, why am I telling you this?

The newspaper wrote that the mother brought him to the doctor for a check-up. It was a normal size for asian and he was given pills? What the heck, PILLS? My mum thinks it's to make him feel better.

Anyway, if any guys reading my blog are still convinced you have a small dick. This is what you can do. Marry a petite girl of a height between 145cm to 152cm. They probably - - -

So, if you have problems, feel free to consult Doctor Clement.

(preferably girls HAHA!)



PS: The gay blog address is www.colinandkero.blogspot.com/

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I blogged at 2:45 PM
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