Piglets! | Thursday, April 20, 2006



My mum was telling me young boars are very cute.

Note: Not the same cute as the JC boy from previous post.

I was thinking of getting a dog for my mother, preferably a lab or golden retriever -because they are so kawaii. My father and sister works, I have school and my beloved computer. As a housewife, my mother should be rather bored staying at home alone. Maybe, a dog can keep her company. But alas, there are constraints living in a 5-room flat. Firstly, lack of space (small dogs = useless). I assume it's going to sleep in the living room, and its toilet is located at the 'washing machine' area in the kitchen. Not to mention dog turd stinks, do I have to brace the smell every time I walk into the kitchen? Secondly, it might howl and bark the whole night, which I am afraid it will lead me to neutering the dog with my bare hands.

Well, at the very least, I wouldn't mind walking the dog. Hmm, I am confused -if only I lived in a much bigger house. A puppy would be nice, preferably a bitch. But I'll have to neuter it, because they have 6 months menstruation. And I think they are more obedient than males.


Anyway, why do girls like piglets so much?





Okay, I am convinced piglets are cute.

But I prefer them............






























ROASTED!!!

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