My sister is flying to Japan this friday. Me wanna go too! =( *sob*

At least, she promised to take pictures of harajuka girls. I was surprised she knows about them. Impressive...

And Japanese speaks atrocious english, well, most of them. Here's an example.

It's song by Gackt - pronounced as Ga-ku-to or ... guck? I cringe every time I hear that song.

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THIS is HOW the song actually sounds, seriously. Palm-on-the-bible true.

Soul of Fire

Cola gun oh kiss on my arm
And you tell the toaster me
Lovely kink my soul I come
With stones I have to pee
I fear the fire fire FI-AH
To keep me warm, I've got to fear the fire

*guitar solo!*

My winter socks, looks
Happy as can be
a perfect beer, love
as cool as I can see
But just like that, meeyah
hit me subtlety
My heart eats a liar

Oh, cos when I look inside my yard
And I tell that toast to me
Loudly to my zoo I come
We stop upon the sea
I need the fire fire FI-AH
To keep me warm I've got to build a fire

Your smiley face, me
Enough to warm a sign
You say no duh, I
get butt-sore every night
But if you don't die, you
underwater dive
means you leave much to be desired

Cos when I look inside my eye
And I tell the two's too mean
Loud and cold my soul I come
With stuff that rhymes with C
I need the fire fire FI-AH
To keep me warm, I've got to fear the fire

And if you look into my eye
And the toad does something dude
You can make a bunny hop
You can ride the goose
I need the fire fire FI-AH
To keep me warm I've got to build a fire

If the dead can why can say it and tears don't know
It's such a long run the friends and the fire and the Benjamin he gooooooooes!

Cos when I look inside my arm
and the telly toasts to me
Lounging in my sword I come
with storms I wanna see

I need the fire fire FI-AH
To keep me warm, I've got to fear the fire

Cos when I look inside my aura
And I tell the toast to be
Lardly does my soul I come
with stones along the shmee

I need the fire fire FI-AH
To keep me warm, I've got to fear the fire
I need you fired FIIIIIIIIIIREEED
To keep me warm, I've got to fear the fire
To keep me warm I've got to FEED it!
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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THIS is the orignal lyrics.

Cause when I look inside my heart and I tell the truth to me
Loud and clear my soul cries out with total honesty
I need the fire,fire,fire to keep me warm
I got to feel the fire
My outer self looks happy as can be
A perfect dream love as clear as all can see
But just like that,real,has hit me suddenly
My outer is a liar

Cause when I look inside my heart and I tell the truth to me
Loud and clear my soul cries out with total honesty
I need the fire,fire,fire to keep me warm
I got to feel the fire

My smiling face,with laughter on the side
You`d say no doubt I get passion every night
But if in our bed your arms don`t hold me tight
Means it leaves much to be desired

Cause when I look inside my heart and I tell the truth to me
Loud and clear my soul cries out with total honesty
I need the fire,fire,fire to keep me warm
I got to feel the fire

And if you look into my eyes and you told yourself the truth
You can`t make a body hot if you don`t light the fuse
I need your fire,fire,fire to keep me warm
I got to feel the fire

It don`t take a rocket scientist to know
that if you don`t fan the flame then the fire will eventully go

Cause when I look inside my heart and I tell the truth to me
Loud and clear my soul cries out with total honesty
I need your fire,fire,fire to keep me warm
I got to feel the fire

Cause when I look inside my heart and I tell the truth to me
Loud and clear my soul cries out with total honesty
I need your fire,fire,fire to keep me warm
I got to feel the fire
I need your fire,fire,fire to keep me warm
I got to feel the fire
To keep me warm,I got to feel it.. fire!

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Gackt

I always thought that Gackt was a celebrity in Japan. But from my reliable sources, this guy is the king of Japan; his face is literally everywhere in Tokyo.

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I blogged at 3:00 AM
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Name: Clement
Age: 20
Status: Single, and on hiatus
Interest: Writing, Maids, Animes
Currently: National Service
Located at: Purgatory