I hate my body | Saturday, April 08, 2006


Arranged to meet Isaac at 11am, he claimed we're meeting at 1130am. Dumb ass...waited for him for 45 minutes. If I didn't bring a book, I would have eaten a bag of puppies. Rah.


A bag of puppies.

My dad said dog's meat is rather soft. Too bad we can't get them in Singapore. Hong kong have stalls that sell roasted dog meat, usually wild mongrels. Hehe, wild mongrels. I wonder how a 1/1 hongkonger defeat a colour-shifting 2/2 that could be pumped.(inside-joke) And do you know that when people eat fried hamsters, it's more like eating skin. Those little rodents have so little meat. Okay, enough of my exotic delights.

I went to check my weight and waist length again.

Weight: 54kg
Waist: Close to 26inches

I don't understand how my best friends could eat one to two meals a day, and retain their 80kg. On the other hand, I take three meals a day religiously and lose weight.
26inches+ is the waist length of an average singaporean girl, not that I mind, but I am 175cm for crying out loud. Not to mention Singaporean girls are around 160cm. -__-
LET ME TELL YOU, I HAD ENOUGH OF THIS BLOODY BULLSHIT.

Before I came home, I stocked up on food with higher calories. This is my goal before June 15. *hinh hint*

Weight: 58kg
Waist: 27.5 inches
Gym: Twice a week to keep a lot fats percentage.

Here are five reasons why I hate my outer shell.

1) Lack of flexibility/suppleness in the legs.
2) Inability to gain weight well
3) Lack of melanin. (skill cells.)
4) Hirsute. Excessive body hair.
5) Dry skin

The top two could be amended by time(and practice). If I could add a 6, I would like a sharp nose, but that's rather irrelevent.



Actually, I am quite thankful for my body lar lol. But men are never contented.

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