How to be lazy | Friday, April 07, 2006
1. Never do anything. If you wait around long enough, someone else will do it.
2. If something is not in your reach, you don't need it. Before you get up to get something across the room next time, think. Do you really want to get up and walk all the way there and all the way back to get it?
3. Thoughts are work. Don't think
4. Don't work. Be a CEO if you can, they never do anything.
5. Make lazy groaning sounds when someone asked you to move your legs while he/she is mopping or sweeping the floor. You hate to move, remember?
6. When someone does something for you, and you are grateful. Don't thank the person. Taking people for granted helps, they might do it for you automatically the next time.
7. Sleep as much as you can. Lazy people can sleep 14 hours one shot.
8. Take the easy way out when you are told to do something.
I have more, but why am I blogging this? I am too lazy to think.
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