Things change. | Tuesday, March 07, 2006
In the past, for a measly price of two dollars, you can run in the Elysian fields. In other words, paradise can be bought for only two bucks! Yup, that's right.
But my friends, things change.
Zinger isn't what it used to be when it came out nine years ago; where the thick, hot and crispy chicken fillet protudes from all side, out of the bun. Moses and I used to share the golden age of our youths chomping down two zinger for lunch. When the season's offer comes, we would head our way down to jurong point's KFC with my pocket full of coupons, and you know...seek the kingdom of heaven. I used to be updated with the lastest coupon offer.
Miss Wai found it hilarious everything she catches me reading coupons in class, because it reminded her of a .... taco bell incident. (which I won't be talking about)
Oh, the horror! The zinger of today is a morbid, mocking parody of its former halcyon.
The only thing that they are generous with now is the ... oil.
Did I mention I read fastfood coupons when I am stressed? That evil macdonald coupon nearly psycho me into giving chicken fantastic another chance. OH DEVIL, YOU SHALL NOT WIN!
"Yoz, chi fan le ma." (Yoz, eat rice already.)
"Kuai lai mai dang lao" (Hurry come Macdonald.)
Annoying song that seems to have captured the hearts of many young people.
You learn something about me today, didn't you.
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Sigh, a friend from YISS camp broke up with her boyfriend. Poor woman, she was the first friend I made from YISS, which scared the living daylights out of this real man. You know, she's...27. And I initially thought that I am going to spend this four days with ah peks and aunties. I went to camp, wishing to meet pretty girls one lor. The good news is that there are people my age, the bad news is that I didn't get any pretty girls in my group. *sigh* I swear I am one of the most unlucky living beings on earth.
Some examples are...
1) The girl(s) I am interested in can't be bothered with me.
2) The 29152756 girls that are interested in me, I have no interest.
3) Opening crap rares.
4) Having opponents topdecking like gods while your deck fails you.
5) Multiple choice.
6) Being a catechist of a nightmare class. I rather teach a class of girls.
7) Meeting weirdos all the time. Isn't there a place for normal people like me???
and many many countless more...
I AM DRIFTING FROM TOPIC, MY GAWD. My friend was really hurted by this incident, because she put in the best she could in that relationship. She was very excited the first time she told me about her new relationship. Telling me about the best guy she ever met, which was obviously a blatant lie. Hello woman, you met me okay. It's a universal fact that I AM the best guy this world has to offer. Each relationship we go through is a learning experience.
"Not every relationship that goes well and smoothly comes from God."
"Guys are good actors and girls should marry a poor liar like me. *sigh*"
I have guy friends coming up to me and telling me that they would go for me if they were a girl. Or they would chase if me I am a girl. The former being more common, of course.
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I blogged at 4:40 PM
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Name: Clement
Age: 20
Status: Single, and on hiatus
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