One thing missing. | Thursday, March 23, 2006
Currently, I am working a small part-time job at Clementi. If you're a girl, you might wanna drop me a visit or something. Give me a call beforehand. This is my favourite job out of all.
1) Can gain quite a bit of experience
2) Learn new skills
3) Nice boss
4) chio bu to see =)
5) Flexible working hours
6) Lots of slacking time
But there's one qualm. A gigantic piece of the puzzle missing. No freaking pay!
(I think?)
Saw this beautiful girl, and I mean prettier than Adelaide.
(Far across the distance in lakeside)
Moses: *drones* fla***************************************
But hey, Adelaide's pretty, okay? Mixing with ugly people *coughSKcough* will make you look better. The same way mixing with short people makes me -who is not tall- look tall. =)
My guess she's half-eurasian because of her features. Darn, I can't use my cheesy pick-up lines because I'm working; might scare off customers, you know? But her friends are like...bleah.
That's why I am disgusted with guys who are biased in attitude. Tsk tsk. Ugly girls may have hot friends! And if you're nice to everyone, they might introduce their gorgeous friends. Guys, learn from my...wisdom.
That's not the reason I am nice to everyone lar. Although good people don't have their rewards. Hao ren mei hao bao :(((
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I must talk about this incident. It's cracking me up every time I think about it.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
(Are you done with it?)
(Wait, hold on a second.)
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
(Okay, I am done. Let's carry on.)
The business mainly involves...removing facialhair, and I collect payment at the counter.
Clement: Moustache?
*The lady's face immediately went red at the spot, and she replied with a sheepish grin*
Lady: Upper lip.
OH MY GAWD, HER EXPRESSION WAS SO FREAKIN FUNNY. I forgotten that women are quite sensitive/conservative/shy about their mousta...I meant upper lip hair.
I remembered that time I pointed out to a girl she had one. And I was about to recommend what shaver I use....when...I...caught her...friends staring daggers at me.
For girls that have moust..I mean upper lip hair. (Cannot forget, argh.)
You can,
1) Bleach
2) Visit me at Clementi. It's only three bucks.
3) Use the gillete shaver like yours truly, Clement.
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I blogged at 2:45 AM
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About Me
Name: Clement
Age: 20
Status: Single, and on hiatus
Interest: Writing, Maids, Animes
Currently: National Service
Located at: Purgatory
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A tinge of creativity transcends reality into a beautiful fantasy
I am too modest a wizard to reveal the full extent of my capabilities
If you can't seduce a woman, you won't be able to write a novel either
Speaking to God is prayer, God speaking to you is schizophrenia
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