NS (I meant nice shot) | Monday, March 13, 2006
I was pleasantly surprised when my grandmother asked me how was cat class. I didn't realize she was even cognizant of that.
Ah ma: Teach catechism good! God will bless you one...He will bless your family
Clement: *thinking* Oh really...
Ah ma: God bless you, you don't know one.
Come to think about it, sometimes, God bless his children without them knowing it. The same way I pray for people without them knowing it.
Thou shall not drink Milo dinosaur so often. It's extremely sweet and heaty, but I like it. There is something called Milo godzilla, which I didn't try because it's overpriced. Three dollars leh...
And my father has this habit of making life difficult for salespeople by asking difficult and uncommon question. Revealing you're a part-time is...not...a...very...wise...thing...to...do.
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NS. It was Fonzie's turn last saturday. Forgot to send him a departing sms. Here's what he said on MSN.
Clement: Ready to shave your head?
Fonzie: Done so a few days ago.
Clement: Oic, why u dint wait till saturday then shave. Free haircut leh.
Fonzie: They anyhow shave. ugly.
Nicely shave = Botak
Anyhow shave = Botak
Dang. Anyhow shave and nicely shave got difference meh?
Don't worry, I'll be doing the same too. It's to ready my heart for the coming shock, and I can let my family touch my shaved head too...in advance.
AND I BET ALL MY FRIENDS WILL BE WAITING FOR THAT DAY, RIGHT? I'LL BE WEARING A CAP WHEREVER I GO. HAHAHAHAHA!
I really wonder what's wrong with guys whining, complaining and trying to skip NS. Stop being a pussy. It's degrading to put you in the same catergory as me, a man. Be a real man, like me.
Don't want to go NS, go chop your manhood lar.
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I met Mitchell after church today after a very long time! She dressed well and ...guess...guess what...you won't believe...*hyperventilates*....*dun dun dun*
...she was a wearing a skirt.
*GASP*
Of course, quite a few mean lines came into mind and I had to forced them out. Because she learnt Judo, and you know, I would like to walk out of church with my two legs, unassisted. Thank you very much. Happy to see her again lar...in a skirt.
(Ignore the last three words.)
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I blogged at 12:15 PM
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Name: Clement
Age: 20
Status: Single, and on hiatus
Interest: Writing, Maids, Animes
Currently: National Service
Located at: Purgatory
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A tinge of creativity transcends reality into a beautiful fantasy
I am too modest a wizard to reveal the full extent of my capabilities
If you can't seduce a woman, you won't be able to write a novel either
Speaking to God is prayer, God speaking to you is schizophrenia
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