I went for 1030 mass early, trying to see how the students are doing. No welcome group, no wardens, no nothing! Then, I realized Moses stationed all of them in 9am mass. Okay, I see.

While Moses and I was crossing the road, Elaine suddenly called out, "Oi Clement."

What the heck la. Are you trying to get ME killed or what? Oh oh, this is another Elaine. Elaine tan. I know like...say...five Elaine?

Of course, we have THE Elaine.

And my student, Elaine tan.

And Elaine from my school. *coughBimbocough*

And another Elaine that once shared a tutorial class with me. Siao one, who goes for morning lecture?

And Elaine from a protestant church. She has this blur blur look and she's slow...really slow...in the mind. I bet if you pour acid on her face, it's only five seconds later that her brain register the pain. Acid or not, her face reminds me of geography. OF the moon.

And another Elaine from the same protestant church. She has slits for eyes. I wonder if it's physical possible for her to put contacts. I mean, SERIOUSLY.

I think that's about all the girls I know with this...uber common name. Unless you want to consider my mei's jie; that's the vertically-challenged one.

Oh yes, this Elaine tan has this particular hairstyle. You know what hairstyle I am talking about, the *cough*'IJ hairstyle'*cough*. The one where girls would keep their hair short -sometimes the back is short enough to spike- and wear bright hairband. But HER's, is IJ hairstyle gone really wrong. Why bother wearing a hairband when your hair is as short as mine(during my sec three days, when I spiked my hair). I used to wear hairband but that was because my fringe could actually touch my chin. *sigh* I just have to talk to Elaine about her serious problem.

She was with Mary-ann, and I still don't understand why people considered Mary-ann as chio or cute. Chio and cute doesn't go in the same sentence as Mary-ann. Wait, I take my words back.

Mary-ann is Not cute.

And she, Mary-ann, calls her manly teacher...'GIRL'.

(Audience: BLASPHEMY!)

Come on guys, don't you think Beatrice is more kawaii?

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I've fallen in love with this song called Au revoir by Malice Mizer. I really like their music, very emotional. Many violin notes. All thanks to their leader, Mana.











(Say, this is the first pic I have seen Mana exposing so much skin.)

Mana's movements and dance is really feminine, he has wayyy too much grace and elegance for a man. Wait, did Clement said...man? You sure did.

MANA.IS.A.MAN

He's borned naturally pretty. After dabbing make-up, he makes girls look manly.

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I blogged at 1:15 PM
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Name: Clement
Age: 20
Status: Single, and on hiatus
Interest: Writing, Maids, Animes
Currently: National Service
Located at: Purgatory