Opponent
A playset of tropical islands: $180
A playset of polluted delta: $75
A playset of flooded strands: $60
A playset of force of will: $120

Clement
A playset of chain lightning: $40.
(Okay fine, I cheated. I bought my italian set for $16 three years ago.)

Pwning an opponent with a budget deck: Priceless.

I am simply one of the better budget players around. *cough self-proclaimed but true cough*

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Moses came over to test my video camera. Okay, I like gadgets(using them), not fiddling around it. Moses is the tech-savvy one.

I just wanted to make my own NP sex scandal. Gotta catch up with NYP, ya know? The last incident was more effective than any advertisment or campaign EVER!

No lar, we're preparing for Guan lin's birthday. The last one was a total suckfest.

If anyone have any interesting ideas on birthdays, you can post it on my tagboard.
Our ideas were too mean, primarily involves poking fun of his height.

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The writers of fanfiction is split into two catergory. Normal writers and Yaoi/slash fan girls.

Rabid yaoi/slash fangirls *shudders* are one of the scariest people alive(or dead).
Yaoi/slash means male/male or in other words, gay pairing. And the most popular pairing from Harry Potter is Harry/Draco. Don't ask me why, but they simply adore that pairing. Other possible variations are...

Harry/Ron
Harry/Voldemort
Harry/Snape

or even...

Harry/Dumbledore

Heck, why not write a Harry/Hagrid/Dumbledore? Crap, mustn't say a thing. There might be one or two skulking around my blog. Giving them ideas are bad, really bad.
Yaoi/slash can from anywhere, be it anime, stars, books, movies blah blah blah.

So today, I am going to present to you a yaoi story written by Vampire Cat. Damn freaking funny(and disturbing). I don't write yaoi, mind you. However, lemons on the other hand.

All the credits go to Retard patrol.

And the pairing is...



Sylvester sim of Singapore idol and Zax from 5566. Frightening, really.

Last warning: Please don't read on if you're below 15. I am not blamed for any loss of innocence. Haha.

It was a big night for Sylvester Sim, the Singapore Idol finalist more commonly known as Sly. He was about to open for the Taiwanese boyband 5566 at their latest concert in Singapore. "Taufik may have beaten me, but at least I have more screaming 12 year-old fans!", thought Sly as he peeked out at the thousands of screaming teenage girls(and some boys). It warmed his heart to see the huge "I LOVE SLY" and "MARRY ME, SLY!!!" signs that his horde of fans were waving around.

"Sly! I want you to meet someone!" It was his manager. Standing behind him were handsome guys dressed in matching outfits. The one in the middle with long, brownish-gold braids offered a hand. "Hi, I'm Zax! It's nice to meet you. I've heard you're very talented!" Wow, he's even cuter than in the pictures, thought Zax as he shook Sylvester's hand.

Sly was completely dazzled. He had never seen such a beautiful, desirable man before. He had always thought of himself as completely straight, but now, his brain was going haywire with thoughts about Zax. "It's nice to meet you..." He stammered out, trying not to blush. But suddenly, he was snapped out of his reverie by his manager, who told him it was time for his performance.

Backstage as Sly was singing, Zax was watching Sly thrill his fans with hits like Jay Chou's "An Jing" and Bon Jovi's "It's my life". As Sly sang with all his heart, Zax found himself feeling moved to tears by his passionate performance. He's so... energetic... So soulful! Could I be falling for him? Zax's was so entranced by Sly that he didn't notice that Sly's performance was over, and that it was 5566's turn to go on stage.

After the gig...

Sly and the rest of 5566 were at Zouk, partying after their big gig. Their fans were there too, and everyone was having a good time. Suddenly, Sly felt the need to answer the call of nature, so he excused himself to the bathroom. Little did he know that a certain someone had noticed his departure, and had gotten up to follow him.

"Hey, Sly. I really enjoyed your singing tonight." Sly turned around. It was Zax. His heart started beating faster. The alcohol he had drunk earlier did not help. He felt himself getting more and more light-headed. Heh, he's blushing again... how cute, Zax thought as he moved closer to Sly. Sly felt his knees going weak, as the leader of 5566 started walking closer and closer to him, with a predatory look on his face.

"What say we find someplace more... private?" Zax whispered into Sly's ear. Sly could feel the hot breath brushing his ear, sending little jolts of pleasure into his body. "I think we should go back to my hotel room," Zax continued. His mind muddled with alcohol and thoughts of desire, Sly was helpless to resist as Zax lead him away.

Zax's hotel room...

The key turned, and the door opened. Zax gently pushed Sly into his room. "Ermm.. Zax, I'm not sure if.." Sly's protests were cut off as Zax covered his mouth with a deep kiss. Oh my God, what's happening to me? I'm not gay, am I? But... ohh.. it feels so good... Sly found himself surrendering to the kiss, as Zax snaked his arms around Sly's body. Their kisses soon became more passionate, and finally Sly found the courage to probe Zax's mouth with his tongue.

"Ohhh Sly..." Zax moaned as Sly's tongue explored his mouth. He started slipping off Sly's jacket and running his hands all over Sly's body, making Sly shiver with anticipation as he brushed his hand lightly over the bulge in Sly's pants. He slowly pushed Sly onto the bed and started removing Sly's clothing. He felts Sly's hands doing the same thing. Suddenly, he gasped as he felt Sly's hands encircling his throbbing member. "Ohh Sly, be patient. Let me make you feel good..."

(Okay, I guess I stop here. There are young readers of this blog.)

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I blogged at 3:30 PM
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Name: Clement
Age: 20
Status: Single, and on hiatus
Interest: Writing, Maids, Animes
Currently: National Service
Located at: Purgatory