'Treat girls mean, keep them keen.'

My my, such a beautiful phrase......

I am enlightened by Kennysia's latest post. There is a chinese saying that goes like this, 'Men not bad, Girls dun love.' or 'Nan ren bu huai, ni ren bu ai.'

And it dawned upon me, I finally realized why I am single for eternity. That's because I am sweet, nice, gentle, innocent, elegant, thoughtful, beautiful and well-mannered. No more of that, Clement is going to be a bad boy. Bad boys get to two-timed, three-timed girls...

Here's what I should do...
1) Spike my hair and dye it blond
2) Wear streetwear clothes. (what the heck is cool? bathing ape?)
3) Pierce my ears. And my tongue, chin, eyebrows.
4) Wear contacts. (blue, grey, brown whatever..)
5) Get a dragon henna. (okay, i was kidding bout that one.)
6) Drink...a lot.
7) Smoke
8) Start and end my sentence with fuck, and learn to recite hokkien poetry.

Okay, I can't imagine myself being bad boy. No matter good or bad, both of them lose to the rich -considering that girls these days pampered, spoilt and materialistic.

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And it is only when girls reach the age of 30, do they understand how dumb they were. The luckier ones finally accept the ugly, good guy who was chasing them for 590275014 years, and for the more unfortunate ones...err...too bad lor.

As for guys, we always prefer the good girls. Whoever said, "girls mature faster than boys." can go and die.

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If I am a girl, I would go for Zidartha, our catechism coordinator for secondary level.

Zidartha

(Courtesy of Moses who took like 20 photos w/o anybody noticing.)

Anna gotta be the luckiest woman in the world for the time being...that is till I get a gf. =)



PS: No offence in this post to all my...feministic friends. After all, man was only the draft copy, before God created the perfect work. (rightttt...)

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I blogged at 10:30 AM
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Name: Clement
Age: 20
Status: Single, and on hiatus
Interest: Writing, Maids, Animes
Currently: National Service
Located at: Purgatory