Sunflower | Monday, February 20, 2006
The lone bright yellow sunflower represents you're my one and only joy in my life. And the smaller flowers surrounding it are the other girls I know, comparing to you, they truly accentuate your beauty...blah blah blah...
Sigh, she didn't believe me obviously.
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Flashback to one day ago...
Clement: Look...the flowers are only $2.50
Celeste: Those are fake, moron.
Clement: Oh...right
(checking out the bouquets the shop offers.)
Celeste: How much are the red tulips?
Florist: $45
Clement: ....
Celeste: How much is for this one?
Florist: $40
Clement: ....
Celeste: I think he has a budget
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(Scene cuts to Clement's mind.)
Voice number 17: More $$$ = more love. Go for the $45 dollars one..
Clement's rationality: You must be joking. If that's the case, all the flowers in the world would be an insult for my love for her.
Voice number 17: ....
Voice number 17: Righttttt...
Clement's rationality: Not to mention, she will probably scold me.
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(Scene returns to the flower shop.)
Clement: My budget is ... ... $10.
Florist: *thinking* cheapskate
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Poor Elayne travelled all the way down from Eunos.
Today's catechism lesson was great! Kids were rather quiet, maybe except for Jacintha...as usual, she was a bit rude to my oh-so-platonic friend. Life's so unfair, kids always interrupt me while I talk. Elayne is a good teacher, really good teacher, and she is fierce...which is good. And that's three good in a sentence.
And I think she seems to take sadistic pleasure in calling me 'girl'.
Watching her teach makes me look like a loser...*sigh*
But what the heck la... After all, she is the bright one - to a certain extent. Comparing Elayne to me is like comparing...
Dumbledore to Hagrid...
Einstein to Marie Curie...
Rolex to Guess...
Pentium 5 to pentium 1...
Black lotus to Filty Cur...
Eye of skadi to Null talisman...
Alyssa to Esther...
You get the idea right?
Yes yes, and everybody would like to see her come back again -during my lesson schedule, of course-, don't we?
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Elayne: Felcia, joy. She's really a happy person!
Elayne: Jimmy, truth. He's really honest! Wow, this is really true.
Elayne: Clement...yucks.
Clement. Incarnate and avatar of Mercy and Kindness. Somehow, I think it's a understatement too.
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I blogged at 9:15 AM
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About Me
Name: Clement
Age: 20
Status: Single, and on hiatus
Interest: Writing, Maids, Animes
Currently: National Service
Located at: Purgatory
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A tinge of creativity transcends reality into a beautiful fantasy
I am too modest a wizard to reveal the full extent of my capabilities
If you can't seduce a woman, you won't be able to write a novel either
Speaking to God is prayer, God speaking to you is schizophrenia
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