Convent girls...tsk | Monday, February 27, 2006
The thing about convent girls schools is their idiosyncratic uniform, which makes it very difficult to differentiate one group from another.
There was a time not long ago, I was standing still and doing nothing, when I noticed a group of IJ girls pointing at me and giggling. Gah! That was so obvious la, don't they have a sense of subtlety.
My gawd, what was going through their mind? Here's a possiblity list...
1) OMG, that guy over there is so kawaii! (^-^)
2) I think that guy has a cool hairstyle. I am going to cut his hairstyle.
3) He's so hot, I could ... *censored* *censored* *censored*
4) Is that a boy or a girl? He/she looks prettier than some of our butchie friends. (Number 4 is the least possible one, of course.)
I was itching to find out which IJ they were from. From what I hear, there are a few methods to identify the school.
1) Badge.
Dang. To be able to see the badge, I need to be quite near to them. And they would have notice this old pervert staring at them. Not a really good one.
2) Socks.
This is a joke, right? Girls this days wear ankle socks.
3) Generalization
This gotta be a even bigger joke. I am SUPPOSED to differentiate one from another by generalization of their behavior, style, habits etc.
No doubt about it, convent girls are generally better in their english than your average girls. So, let Clement try to generalize them by schools...
1) CHIJ (st nicolas)
Smartest of all catholic girl schools. Talented, pious, great character, and intelligent. And probably has the highest percentage of chio bu.
2) CHIJ (St theresa)
They have this particular hairstyle. Let's call it the 'IJ hair gone wrong'. The girls would keep their hair short (slightly shorter than mine in the past) with the hair at the top spikey, and wear a bright-coloured hairband.
3)CHIJ Katong
They rank right behind the saints. Katong girls are really...angels-in-disguise.
4) CHIJ (Toa payoh)
Eh? My sis was from there. Not much to say...
5) CHIJ (St joseph)
Well-mannered.
NOTE: I am just kidding for all the above. Please don't ask all your friends to come and spam my tagboard. But they do have a basis of truth right?
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*sigh*
Sometimes, I really do pity those convent girls who know me. They should know that there are other men out there, and not all guys are perfect like me. I am giving this girls a false impression of men because of my shining example. Now, this girls are growing up, using me as a yardstick, and how in the world are they ever gonna be satisfied?
What have I done? WHAT HAVE I DONE? I am so sorry, Alyssa.
Is it possible for me to just enter a convent school just like that? I mean...I could just sit down in the canteen, drink a glass of iced tea, and stare at the teeming human sea of blue and whites.
If no, I guess I can dig out my sister's old uniform and try to pass off as one.
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