PIG-TURES | Thursday, January 19, 2006
 (Wishful thinking. Not every pig is as lucky as you, babe.)
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Pigs are often misunderstood. Here are some facts about them.
1) Pigs are not stupid. In fact, they are one of the more intelligent animals.
 (a piglet doing tricks.)
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2) Genetically-wise, pigs are very similiar to humans -the same way as white mice and chimpanzees. Pigs are commonly used for xenotransplantion. I don't have to explain what does that means, right? Readers of my blog do have some level of intelligence, I think.
 (a piglet getting its organs removed.)
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3) A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes, and that is a very, very long time. By the way, a male pig's genital looks like a cork-screw.
(I am not putting any pictures on that though.)
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4) For my muslims friends, pork is tasty meat. =)
 (Pig skin is pretty cheap.)
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(How many pairs of shoes could you make from one pitiful pig?)
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