CNY...some..uh...tips | Sunday, January 29, 2006
This chinese new year is the year of the dog. And my mother wasn't really happy about it...
That's because she was borned in the dog year. Dad had been mercilessly taunting her about it; they spent a few days picking on each other. So just the mere utter of the word dog, my mum would think it was indirectly 'shooting' her.
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This is my 50th post.(someone have to work hard to beat me eh?) Since I am a very very very very very nice person, I shall share with you some...erm...pointers on CNY visiting.
CNY is the best time to make up for Christmas expenses.
1)If you stay in the north, don't have to run all the way to the west to visit your friend. Save travelling time.
2)Plan your visits. Create a timetable to minimize wastage of time. When visiting a friend, target all friends living in that area.
3)Recycle oranges. Example: AB gives you 2 oranges. you give CD 2 oranges. CD return 2 oranges. Now, use those oranges to give to EF. EF return 2 oranges. Rinse and repeat. No point buying so many oranges. Get the idea?
4) When parents complain about their children, agree with them. But, don't be a smart aleck. I can mingle well with aunties, so it's fine. If she's a not serious peron, I probably say something like this. Example: "Oh, Elaine didn't tell me she has an elder sister."
PS: I want pineapple tarts =(
5) Be polite. And don't look like a bloody despo.
6) When their parents are not at home, FINISH YOUR FRIEND'S BAK HWA, DRINK THEIR BEER, KICK THEIR DOG. Make your trip worth.
Important note: Red packets is not the main reason for CNY, okay? It's an event of celebration and the heart of meeting up with friends and spending time with your loved ones. (yahhh rightttttt...)
I'll probably be visiting very few people......sadly.
GONG XI FA CAI! WISH YOU GUYS A GREAT CHINESE NEW YEAR!
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I blogged at 3:00 AM
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