This post is due to having weird dreams of Clement getting raped. I can't possibly punch the girl in the face or kick her crotch. What to do? But anyway, I managed to escape a virgin.

Unless you are dropdead gorgeous like me, you can skip this part.

The key is to put up a fight with the rapist. It discourages them as it consumes time and effort.

1)As seen from movies, tv series, books etc...always go for the groin. They were not kidding. It bloody hurts. And if you're wondering which part hurts most, it's the family's jewels. A vicious kick can send the guy sprawling over the ground. Unless you're not christian, you can add in multiple well-deserved kicks just for the heck of it. If you're feeling creative, you can grope it with all your might and wrench it left or right.

2) If one is not possible. Try this. Pinch the attacker either under the arm (between the elbow and armpit)OR in the upper inner thigh HARD. One woman used the underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so upset,she broke
through the skin and tore out muscle strands -the guy needed stitches. I was given this treatment a couple of times - lastest one by Elaine. It left a mark for 3 days. Thankfully, my triceps were not fats or it would have hurt a lot more. The person was pinched because he was trying to date-rape the lady. Elaine pinched me because I said something innocuous about the spending habits of the female species. And I am mean person? Yay!

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I found this picture in the far reaches of 'my received files'. We are just a bunch of guys that HAVE and WILL remain single for a long long time...I think.

Haiz, I missed my long hair. And look! I got roses! (Obviously not for me. They were given by Xin kai's fanclub.)

When am I going to receive mine?

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I blogged at 12:15 PM
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Name: Clement
Age: 20
Status: Single, and on hiatus
Interest: Writing, Maids, Animes
Currently: National Service
Located at: Purgatory