Marry me? | Tuesday, December 13, 2005
I miss YISS camp! I miss everyone! And Clement is still very hyper -Mum caught me smiling to myself-.
Before camp, I finally rescued by bible from the clutches of the evil dust bunnies. (my bible reading plan is very irregular)
Maybe, that's the reason why the bunks were so dusty! God was giving me a taste of my own medicine; what it feels like to be lying in a carpet of dust.
COMMITMENT! COMMITMENT!
Clement shall read the bible regularly now; starting from the new testament, of course. (Read Nehemiah chapter 3 and you will understand.)
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Today's word of the day is 2nd Corinthians 6:14. Please turn to your bibles now, thank you very much!
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(Turn it, you lazy-bum. For your information,it's in the new testament.)
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(Ahh, forgot there are non-christian readers too.)
2nd Corinthians 6:14
Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?
From this short passage, Jesus is trying to tell us to marry someone of the same faith. At the YISS camp, I really felt at home. (unlike that time when I went for a protestant camp). Seeing the guys in the bunk sharing about their church troubles and their walk with Jesus; it's like being with my own species again. The same way a chimpanzee who have been mixing with orang utans and finally finding his own kind in a different enclosure. (Quite a bad analogy.)
This may happen if Clement doesn't marry a catholic.
WHAT IF...
Clement marries a buddhist?
Buddhist: Don't believe in Jesus lah. Jesus reincarnate to Budhha, you don't know meh?
PS: Budhha was before Jesus in case you don't know.
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Clement marries a muslim?
Muslim: Jesus is only a prophet; the same way Moses and Muhammed were. By the way, cannot eat pork! UNCLEAN!
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Clement marries a protestant?
Protestant: You worship idols! Mother mary and saints are idols! Only pray to God alone! You must go confession...wait...WE DON'T EVEN HAVE CONFESSION! why you all catholics so weird one?
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Clement marries a taoist?
Taoist: Wah! Satan attacking you ah? nvm. I got this talisman, go burnt it and spread it on your toast. Confirm ok one!
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Clement marries an indian?
Indian: Why you use wax on your hair? Use coconut oil! More manly, more fragant! Did I mention that you'll be eating curry your whole life? (lack of ideas.)
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FINALLY! Clement marries a luke-warm catholic?
Catholic: Huh? Go church again ah? So boringggggggggggggggggg....You every night pray not enough meh? Oh yah, ah boy cannot go for sunday class liao. He got tuition at 1030.
From the last example I given, it is also shows how important is it to find a mate that is of the same faith level as you.
Imagine, if a stronger cattle is yoked with a weaker one, what do you think will happen? But if that's the case, I should be marrying a nun. (I am just kidding.)
However, if my father didn't marry my buddhist mother, I wouldn't be born.
So...to this particular catechumen girl, what are you waiting for? *cough cough*
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I blogged at 7:33 AM
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About Me
Name: Clement
Age: 20
Status: Single, and on hiatus
Interest: Writing, Maids, Animes
Currently: National Service
Located at: Purgatory
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A tinge of creativity transcends reality into a beautiful fantasy
I am too modest a wizard to reveal the full extent of my capabilities
If you can't seduce a woman, you won't be able to write a novel either
Speaking to God is prayer, God speaking to you is schizophrenia
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