Wei!

Got pray for my coming common test or not?

No?

Dun talk to you liao!

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My father once told me, "Guys wish to marry a woman similar to their mother. I tell you most solemnly, PLEASE DON'T EVER DO THAT."

If my dad only knew what he was doing...

My mum claims she was cheated by my father. Poor woman, my mother. If only she married a richer man...

With God, things will always work out right. Look at the fruits of their union, two beautiful and intelligent children!




(On second thoughts, make that one beautiful and intelligent children.)

BY THE DEVIL'S PITCHFORK, PLEASE DO NOT SAY I LOOK LIKE MY DAD OR MY SISTER.

By the way, I was adopted...

Here's an e-mail my dad send us...

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You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
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At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
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A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds:
"Husband Wanted".
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
"You can have mine."
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When a woman steals your husband,
there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
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A woman is incomplete until she is married.
Then she is finished.
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A little boy asked his father,
"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
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Young son:
"Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa
a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad: "That happens in every country, son."
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Then there was a woman who said,
"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late."
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence
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If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
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First guy:
"My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

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I blogged at 11:30 AM
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Name: Clement
Age: 20
Status: Single, and on hiatus
Interest: Writing, Maids, Animes
Currently: National Service
Located at: Purgatory