Christmas aftermath | Tuesday, December 27, 2005
*sob*
All my Christms delights are over...I will miss my shepherd's pie, salads, prawns, roasted meat, puddings and fruits!
I realized a horrible truth today...
I was talking to my mother when she place thousand island sauce from a small container onto my sandwich.
Clement: Ermm...why did the sauce come from this suspicious container?
Mum: I made it myself. *gives a long lecture about sauces*
Clement: *getting scared* What...did you use?
Mum: Mayonaise...lemon...*long uncomfortable silence*...you don't want to know what's the last one.
Clement: It taste like the normal ones...come on...say it
Mum: Tomato sauce! *insert dramatic music*
I freaked out. Never have I imagined that tomato sauce and mayonaise could blend and create such a tasty dressing. And I dislike tomato sauce.
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I blogged at 3:20 PM
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About Me
Name: Clement
Age: 20
Status: Single, and on hiatus
Interest: Writing, Maids, Animes
Currently: National Service
Located at: Purgatory
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A tinge of creativity transcends reality into a beautiful fantasy
I am too modest a wizard to reveal the full extent of my capabilities
If you can't seduce a woman, you won't be able to write a novel either
Speaking to God is prayer, God speaking to you is schizophrenia
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