Charity | Tuesday, December 20, 2005
Funny (in a weird way); I dreamt of Mary-Ann last night. It goes like this...
Mary-Ann went up to me in sports attire and asked me to jog with her. I was like, "err...sure". And we went off with the wind. That's why Clement went to the gym today.(hope you see some relevance.) After all, I can't let my muscles atrophy and disappoint all the girls.
Maybe, it's some vision that tells me that Mary-ann is ready to run the christian race and she needs me to lead. (Ok, that's crap...hahaha)
I think the main reason was due to Clement planning sweet revenge on her. Mary-ann have been mean to me =(. And there was this time she was staring daggers at me because I put my arm around Alyssa. (she didn't mind me hugging Andrew okay.)
This leads to one conclusion.
*ahem*
MARY-ANN LIKES ALYSSA
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I think I have a sticker on my forehead that says, "RICH AND KIND PERSON". Those charity people seem to always approach me. Of course, Clement being a kind soul, will donate even if it's his dinner for that day. *cough cough*
Here's a list of things you can do...
1) Place your open palm close to their face and say, "Sorry, not interested." Tested and proven.
2) Say, "If I donate, will you give me your hp?" (only for good-looking people) Tested by me, because I was high that day.
3) Ask them a lot of difficult questions. Example: What is the net profit of this company? What is the average turn-over per month? Almost of them wouldn't know. Grumble a bit and walk off.
4) Act dumb and use sign language. Follow up with a sigh, then walk off.
5) Start talking about the NKF incident.
6) This is my favourite! Works only for fat people and even better at fast food restaurant.
Clement: Howmuchisit? Soexpensive? Howmuchprofitgoestotheorganization? *speak fast*
Person: Pardon me?
Clement: You can't hear me? Are your ears fat too? *make more incoherent noise and walk off*
Okay, the last one was kinda mean.
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I blogged at 11:15 AM
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Name: Clement
Age: 20
Status: Single, and on hiatus
Interest: Writing, Maids, Animes
Currently: National Service
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