Just plain Corny | Friday, November 25, 2005
Finally, this is the tenth post! And I shall dedicate this post to telling corny jokes. Really corny jokes.
WHAT IS THE LARGEST CORN?
CORN-TINENT!
WHAT IS THE HARDEST CORN?
CORN-CRETE!
WHAT TYPE OF CORN DO BABIES EAT?
CORN-GEE!
WHAT KIND OF CORM IS BEST AT BLUFFING PEOPLE?
CORN-MAN!
WHAT KIND OF CORN CAN TURN ON THE TELEVISION?
REMOTE CORN-TROL!
WHAT WILL U HAVE IF U EAT BAD CORN?
CORN-STIPATION!
WHAT KIND OF CORN CAN BUILD BUILDINGS?
CORN-TRACTOR!
WHAT PRIZE DID THE CORN WIN IN THE MATCH?
CORN-SALATION PRIZE!
WHAT WERE THE CORNS HAVING WHEN THEY WERE TALKING TO EACH OTHER?
THEY WERE HAVING A CORN-VERSATION!
WHERE DO RICH CORNS LIVE?
THEY LIVE IN A CORNDOMINIUM!
WHERE DID THE CORN HAVE THEIR MEETING?
IN THE CORN-FRENCE ROOM!
TO BE CORN-TINUED
-I was kidding about the corn-tinued-
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I blogged at 12:00 PM
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Name: Clement
Age: 20
Status: Single, and on hiatus
Interest: Writing, Maids, Animes
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