Common questions. | Wednesday, November 16, 2005


I am still sick; currently down with cough. Hopefully, I will be well soon.

So today, I am going to blog about questions people ask me. Remember, this questions are asked by people that I am not familiar with or people that I just met. Let's start with the top 3.

Top 3 Question: Is your hair rebonded?

Answer: FFS No! It is naturally straight. I don't like straight hair.

A lot of people seem to think my hair is rebonded (strangely). Coloured, rebonded hair are only for Ah lians and immature, nubile teenagers. Curls are definitely more trendy and gives a mature look, yeah?

Top 2 Question: Are you single?

Answer: Yes I am. Let's just say that I have less than thirty girlfriends. This question is commonly asked by both sexes.

The final one: Do you pluck your eyebrows?

Answer: No I don't...err...hmm...yeah...I don't. I thread =)



Other questions: (mostly by females)

Qns: Do you apply powder?
Ans: hell NO!

Qns: Do you wear lipstick
Ans: Of course not.

Qns: Your eyelashes?
Ans: Why are you suspecting my eyelashes? Aren't they short enough? =(



Now, this is my favourite question.

Qns: Do you act?
Ans: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...I usually say yes. (although i don't)

Noticed a pattern? They alway seem to concern about my physical appearance (targeting my face). Even so, why can't people ask question like...

1) Do you go to the gym?
2) Wow! Your biceps are so hard and so well-defined? What do you do?

Hahahaha. Ok nvm. Does my appearance strike people as vain? Metrosexual? Ubersexual? For your information, I am not.

Later.

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I blogged at 3:30 PM
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